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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:06
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How To Train Your Dragon remake trades animated magic for money-hungry mediocrity - AV Club
Just Forget it!
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Ozempic has ‘very rare’ sight loss side effect, EU drugs regulator finds - politico.eu
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
8 best walking exercises that will help us lose 3-4 kgs within a month - Times of India
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Methane-eating sea spiders discovered off Southern California coast - SFGATE
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Vienna calling: Strauss's 'Blue Danube' waltzes into outer space - Phys.org
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
1st measles case of the year in South Dakota as CDC updates travel guidance - ABC News
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance